It would be fantastic to control yourself whilst seeing the person you talk to aghast, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, astonished, gasped, shocked, staring at you with his or her eyes wide open.. And I do mean WIDE open.... LOLz...

You see, there are just some phrases which crept through my mind a while ago which I classified as the understatements of the year.

understate· v. describe or represent (something) as being smaller or less significant than it really is.– DERIVATIVES understatement n. understater n.

(i) I have never used foul languages in my entire life! I have never cursed anyone, never! I swear! I would never have those lowly kind of manner to have degraded or downgraded anyone to that extent! That is so... rude! Oh F#$%~ Why can't you just believe me, you son of a b#$%^!?!~

(ii) Oh, no! We've got to save a lot this year. I mean, times have been hard for all of us. I do understand that you are growing up and you need your spaces and needs. But you see, I have to work two jobs; can you believe it? Just to feed the two of you. I have to pay the bank loan for that bloody row of shops, my bungalow, my mercedes C230k (sounds familar?), my Camry, my M6, my Jag... Can't you just understand me? I've got to work my ass off for all these. What about my Gucci Wallet? My Louis Vuitton summer 2007 briefcase? And Christ! The latest edition of the Salvatore Ferragamo shoes are out and they are TO-DIE-FOR!!~

(iii) Hey, why are you slaving yourself in front of all those measley books? Revision, revision and revisions! Is that all you've got? You have no life! Get a life! I mean, go out, have fun, meet your friends, spend time in the cafes' the kiosks, name them! You don't need to spend 24-7 revising to pass your SPM! I'd love to accompany you everyday doing all these stuffs! I have all the time in the world! Oh no no no... Don't ask me out later, I've gotta finish my Sejarah notes, my Physics experiments, and I have to memorise those tonnes of Biology cursed boring notes! Go, go! You go!

(iv) Eh, are you going to the party later on? Don't ask anyone else. I don't want too many people to turn up because they're going to make a chaos there. Erm... Don't let so-and-so know we have the party. She is a pest! Can you imagine her wearing those 60's-ish dress? Gosh!!~ And, the way she smiles can make a mule climb a coconut tree!~ She has no topics, an absolute blur... Psst... Here she is! "Can't talk about people in the day and ghost at night!" "Oh hi!!~ *Xerra! You look fabulous! Your jeans is so outstanding! It makes people stare at it! And you smile, it's simply charming. You are so... FANTA-BULOUS....." Oh crap!

(v) "Don't act as if you wanna die, ok?? It's not the end of the world! Dying won't solve anything! Just because your ex asked you to go and die, you needn't have to slash your wrist, you stupid b@#$%!" "GO AND JUMP OFF THE BUMBUNG LA!!!~"


An original piece of s@#$...
Food for thought;
Bobz

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This article is solely written by me (duckiez aka bobz)

As I was chatting blissfully with Soo Qing (our classmate) on msn less than 10 minutes ago, a thought came across my mind. It was so vivid that I found myself smiling sheepishly in front of the monitor. The more I thought of it, the more humorous it became.

I was indeed 'complementing' on her volume as it has somehow found it's button this year. In fact, she is very much quieter (dimmer) as compared to last year. So, I guess, the volume button has been repaired. Am I right? Button it is? Or some other terminologies?

Back to the story, and so, she replied, indicating that her position has somehow been strapped off and was graciously bestowed upon our new member; namely Dennis Tan. I ended up awarding them both the same title of the rank; namely:


SHEN1 HOU4 (Voice Empress) and to Dennis SHEN1 WANG2 (Voice Emperor)~! Lolz.. Gave me a snort and a sticth in my tummy!~ Behold!~



As you see, the images depicts what I am trying to imagine. Hahha!!~

Lo, and behold, our empress and emperor, throwing their astounding voices in the magnifique' auditorium, piercing into the eardrums of every audience... Ouch! It's painful!!

Then, she went on, saying that she would sing the soprano and I commented that Dennis should be the bass. Oh goodness... It was becoming more hilarious indeed. And I am typing this blog whilst chatting with her. I couldn't stop myself from smiling, and my monitor would be thinking that I have gone 'konk'.

Then again, another image flashed through my mind. Flipping back the pages into the roman empire, we could see Dennis and Soo Qing, with the Colloseum as the background. Dennis, flanking his mighty sword was again exhaling before bellowing his trumpet? and the next best thing, wearing a toga? Haha!!~ Picture that, dudes! Soo Qing, sitting impatiently at the side, was waiting for her turn to entice the audience...



Hark! The sound of the clashing of swords and shields!~
Oh Christ! Have I gone mad! Haha...



TOGAs...

Cheers, mates!!~

P/S: I tot of editing the photos and put their heads on...but dennis would have my head rolling, and i might go deaf and headless a tthe same time. Nearly headless Bob... Poor!~





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Last Wednesday was, guess what: MING KEATS BIRTHDAY!!
Okayy we celebrated it a day before in CS because the 6th (Wednesday) was the start of Chinese New Year Hols and Ming Keat will be off to his hometown. So all of us were into early birthday bash and of course it ROCKS! Too bad not all of us could make it..


the big cake

If you’re thinking why in the world it’s ‘Big Ear Monitor’, it’s because well his ear is kinda the biggest in class that we sometimes nicknamed him Elephant (not because he is as big as one) or Da Er Duo which literally means Big Ear. As for the monitor it’s because he’s our class monitor for almost 3 years! The best monitor that for sure because he is a layback kind of monitor that doesn’t mind you even if you wreaked the class (he even joined in)


average ear compared to Ming Keat's it's at least 2cm longer!

All of us(except voon) literally walk all the way to City Square Kerris Bus Stop. If there’s anything as huge as our gang walking there it would be a tour group because it’s freaking humongous. With 17 students parading down the road I bet if you’re there you might as well thought we are running away from something XD. Of course again KC was in the lead acting like a tour guide we never had (which is fun).

After buying the movie ticket to Meet the Spartan and long tedious wait for the girls to change their clothes we went down stairs for a quick lunch, which was really not that quick. All of us start munching our food at top speed because the movie starts about 3.10 and we only had 30 minutes.


sharing food is our lagacy


gerrof my face I'M EATING!!


whats left of our lunch

Half way eating our lunch Michelle came bringing one traffic light red coloured bag which turn out to be Ming Keat's cake.


mine!all mine muhahaha

And then is when the fun starts


the birthday boy(or elephant or whatever it is)


the celebrated pair

Yek Guo went mad running here and there taking pictures (which most of it turned out to be blurred) and KC went mad posing in almost all of it (plus giving ideas what to take next)



So when you put Yek Guo and KC together in one place the last thing you hope for is tranquillity. With two freaking head put together they brew fun like a tornado. I dunno who started the idea but soon they took some cakes and attacked Ming Keat from both sides leaving no room for him escape.


ultimate pairing(kai siong just 38 there)


caked faced

Because we already had lunch, the cake was too much for our stomach, especially girls.


the girls

So eventually it turned out into one hilarious cake eating competition. The rule was who lose in the game need to eat a very big amount of cake in one bite. Well, Yek Guo lost in the 1st & 2nd time, and he indeed had a very big bite. Kc also lost many times in the game. Once, he faked taking one very big scoop only to take a small piece enough to put into a 2 years old kid‘s mouth.


yek guo's big portion


KC's fast speed eating


yek guo and kai siong after one hefty munch


the last big portion

I seriously thought that everyone in the food court were staring at us. But who cares Tebrau ROX!

We barely made it to the movie after all that. Meet the Spartan was freaky funny. Its kinda the mixture of all the controvesies last year with a twist. There're of course 300, then shrek 3, happy feet, transformers and many more!!plus britney and paris hilton (and maybe lidsey lohan). But what with all the crouch stuff? I think Hollywood lost their brain somewhere in the 90s =D.


Meet the Spartans

We really had fun that day. Hope this entry could somehow ease the heart of those who didn’t go. Again we wish Ming Keat a very HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY! And to all Chinese A HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!







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Hey guys...

First and foremost,

Happy Hols, and Happy CNY to those celebrating it... Hope you get loads of angpows (exception from me - cuz your teacher is very very very very devastatingly not that $)... And, of course, you will get loads of goodies and the most important thing - GOOD RESULTS...

Secondly, your homework for the week...

For English, you are supposed to do... 3 essays...
For EST - blah blah blah....

JK anyway...

Do enjoy your rest this week and do not neglect whatever work you are supposed to be ready with when the school reopens. Don't forget Tues and Wed is Acara Sebelum SooKan, so for those who are involved, pls pls get ready (only for Kuning house - the rest, pls try to forget it)

Loads of Luv;
Bobz

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