It would be fantastic to control yourself whilst seeing the person you talk to aghast, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, astonished, gasped, shocked, staring at you with his or her eyes wide open.. And I do mean WIDE open.... LOLz...

You see, there are just some phrases which crept through my mind a while ago which I classified as the understatements of the year.

understate· v. describe or represent (something) as being smaller or less significant than it really is.– DERIVATIVES understatement n. understater n.

(i) I have never used foul languages in my entire life! I have never cursed anyone, never! I swear! I would never have those lowly kind of manner to have degraded or downgraded anyone to that extent! That is so... rude! Oh F#$%~ Why can't you just believe me, you son of a b#$%^!?!~

(ii) Oh, no! We've got to save a lot this year. I mean, times have been hard for all of us. I do understand that you are growing up and you need your spaces and needs. But you see, I have to work two jobs; can you believe it? Just to feed the two of you. I have to pay the bank loan for that bloody row of shops, my bungalow, my mercedes C230k (sounds familar?), my Camry, my M6, my Jag... Can't you just understand me? I've got to work my ass off for all these. What about my Gucci Wallet? My Louis Vuitton summer 2007 briefcase? And Christ! The latest edition of the Salvatore Ferragamo shoes are out and they are TO-DIE-FOR!!~

(iii) Hey, why are you slaving yourself in front of all those measley books? Revision, revision and revisions! Is that all you've got? You have no life! Get a life! I mean, go out, have fun, meet your friends, spend time in the cafes' the kiosks, name them! You don't need to spend 24-7 revising to pass your SPM! I'd love to accompany you everyday doing all these stuffs! I have all the time in the world! Oh no no no... Don't ask me out later, I've gotta finish my Sejarah notes, my Physics experiments, and I have to memorise those tonnes of Biology cursed boring notes! Go, go! You go!

(iv) Eh, are you going to the party later on? Don't ask anyone else. I don't want too many people to turn up because they're going to make a chaos there. Erm... Don't let so-and-so know we have the party. She is a pest! Can you imagine her wearing those 60's-ish dress? Gosh!!~ And, the way she smiles can make a mule climb a coconut tree!~ She has no topics, an absolute blur... Psst... Here she is! "Can't talk about people in the day and ghost at night!" "Oh hi!!~ *Xerra! You look fabulous! Your jeans is so outstanding! It makes people stare at it! And you smile, it's simply charming. You are so... FANTA-BULOUS....." Oh crap!

(v) "Don't act as if you wanna die, ok?? It's not the end of the world! Dying won't solve anything! Just because your ex asked you to go and die, you needn't have to slash your wrist, you stupid b@#$%!" "GO AND JUMP OFF THE BUMBUNG LA!!!~"


An original piece of s@#$...
Food for thought;
Bobz

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